Kitchen Table Confessions

Im oddly attracted to Stan Laurel and if he were alive, Im confident he would feel the same about me. But that would be creepy cause he would be like 119 years old.

Aint no hole in the washtub!

In the spirit of favorite childhood Christmas movies I give to you: Emmet Otters Jugband christmas.
If I recall this was only shown on HBO and like "March of the Wodden Soldiers" and the claymation classics, you only had one shot to see it so it became something you looked forward to all season. There is actually a live stage version of the show which I bet is just lovely.
If you did not grow up with "Emmet Otter" I truly feel sorry for your loss. You cannot possibly be a balanced human being.

I wonder if I take you home...

Few things in life get me more excited than 80's pop music. The 80's were my time, my place, my jam. With Lisa Lisa on my ipod on the treadmill, I feel like I can run forever. Shut up, its good.

Now, pair 80's music with a party? Id take that over Christmas morning, my birthday and Presidents Day combined.

Y94 is having an 80's party on November 28th (the Saturday after Thanksgiving)and it sounds like fun to me.

If i go as Lisa Lisa, will you be my Cult jam?



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Mustache of the day

...every second of it, every second of it.

Dont you cry Bo Peep, we will find your sheep....

...whereEVER they may roam.



I know its a tad early to talk of Christmas memories, but lately Ive been thinking alot about March of the Wooden Soldiers. I think I can safely say this is my favorite holiday movie from my childhood. Even now when I watch it, I am instantly a child again sitting in front of the big console television, the only light in the room coming from the giant multi-colored christmas lights on the tree, a bowl of cereal in my lap (I ate cereal all day as a child.) Back in the day, when these movies where on it was an event you looked forward to all week when the TV Guide came out. There were no VCR's back then, so you had one shot to watch it, and if you missed it you had to wait another year, SO YOU DIDNT MISS IT.

What always amazed me too was that films like these were filmed in black and white and then colored by artists afterwards.

Halloween in 1941

Under the photo is says "A traditional Halloween custom is for guests to come dressed as skeletons, pirates, chinamen, witches and clowns"

Anything can Happen on Halloween...

...has anyone seen my tambourine?

I read something recently regarding Halloween in Syracuse that said something like "Syracuse is KNOWN for its Halloween partys and happenings"...well I beg to differ. But, if your like me and my friends,and are always scrambling for something fun to do, I have listed below some of the more publicized events going on around Halloween.
I would love to hit up the Y94 party because the rest are cock-rock and that aint my thang, but Im going to a fierce house party where I wont have to look at a bunch of saggy titties in Sexy nurse costumes, or Sexy Strawberry Shortcake costumes or Sexy (enter anything here)costumes.
Whatever you do, have fun and be safe and for all you "guys" out there, please jesus, stay away from any costume that makes refernece to your package.





For more info:
Krock
95X
Y94
Movin100.03

This makes me laugh...

...everytime I see it. Everytime. E-ver-y-time.

Mustache of the day

Today's Mustache Du Jour comes to me from Miss.Jessica McCue. Thanks Jess!!

Click HERE to see some more awesome printed T's. I LOVE "Jawesome"

Mustache of the day

Melissa Joan Hart is a big pile of goobilee-goo, but Mark Ballas is (in a high pitched voice) AWESOME!!! I love him, he shoulda kicked that whitebread offstage and just partnered with his incredibad 'stache.

Click Here to watch Goobilee ruin the charleston

Mustache of the day

Funk-a-licious!

Once Upon A Time...

...I was young and fat and had a lot of hair.

I LOVE CHARLIE DAY MORE THAN HARMONY DOES...

....and hes Irish so I get him. Harm likes Nazis, so she doesnt.

Mustache of the day

Whaddaya talk. Im totally buying this for my cat so I can borrow it sometimes. He too enjoys the 'stache.

What I think of when Im on the treadmill...

If youve never seen an episode of Small Wonder, then we can no longer remain friends.

OMG, remember the scrambled-egg-faced little girl from next door?

Goddamn Redheads

I love 'em. Im completely obsessed with Prince Harry. I find myself glued to anything I can find to read about him. If I lived in England, Id stalk the fuck outta this muther.

Good times... sunny side up!

Besides the fact that I am completely horrified that I once wore a puka-shell necklace, this picture represents a really wonderful time in my life. This is where I met Butters and Jizzohn, two of the greatest people I have ever known.We were humble servers at a busy downtown breakfast joint in Sarsota, FL and worked with a cast of characters SO crazy (some literally)that every day was usually filled with lots of laughs....and coffee...and Stackers 2...and BLTE's...and Guitarzan...

Mustache of the day

I call it....Tweed as a Hebrew, doing an Aubry Impression with a mustache.

1...2...Freddy's coming for you....

Can you even wrap your brain around this?

How could this happen?

Mustache of the day

This just makes the day a little less cloudy, agreed?




Thanks Miranda.

U-G-L-Y...I aint got no alibi. Im ugly, what what?

Monsterize yourself!
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Dear Barbra,

I hope you enjoy this vocal Bitch-Slap to your butt-face.

Love, Beyonce

Mustache of the day

If you buy me one, Ill be your best friend.

You know what really makes me sing? Doing a line of coke off of my inner thigh.

Yes, i am obsessed with Jeffery and Cole Casserole. these two boys are genuinely funny and some of their videos are quite histerical, and Im not usually a fan of gay humor. These guys went from making Youtube videos to getting their own show on LOGO. I applaud them, their pretty darn witty.

Kitchen Table Confessions

Sometimes I put Half & Half on my cereal. Shut up, It's good.

Where the Wild Things Are

This movie looks like its going to be pretty fantasti-crazy-cool!
Check out the trailer below.

Mustache of the day

When getting ready for a night on the town, always remember to remove one accessory and replace it with a coordinating 'stache.

They call her Teasa-louise!!

This video has been passed around for years and is a favorite amongst my friends. It remains the most wonderful thing I have ever seen. Im gonna work on getting this Diva up here for next years Italian Fest or German Fest or some other f'ing fest. Lets hope she still performs this classic.

Hold on to your stockings my friends....

Mustache of the day

I know, I know, you're probably thinking "Somethings wrong with this white boy"...but this guy knows how to rock a mustache. Its very Sherlock Holmes. If I grew one just like it would you still be my friend?

Im such a star...follower.

I am obsessed with stars. I have been doodling them on phonebooks since I was a pup.
I am not obsessed with tattoos. I admire them on other people but it really wasn't my thing.....until now.

Thanks for the idea, Scruff!

All my funny ladies, now put your hands up!

I have always had a powerful attraction (ie:obsession) with funny women. This includes but is not limited to:

Mustache of the day

In honor of my first bliggity-bloo, i give to you this awesomeness...

Dont fret-none, our new journey together will not just be about mustaches.