Top 5 Tinas!

ChrisTINA Crawford. Well, not really the real Tina crawford but the two doughy toe-heads that played her in the immortal comedy "Mommie Dearest" If you cant quote at least 5 lines from this movie, skip ahead to the next Tina (whom you probably wont appreciate either) I so wish I could have found a pick pf older Tina when shes doing laundry with Moms Dearest and is wearing the do-rag. Dont know why thats always stuck with me.

Tina Turner. Because shes a dang-dong legend thats why!!!! I was so happy to see her in concert about 12 years ago and she was like 102 THEN, and brought down the house. The following clip is 9 minutes of sweat, hair and briliiance, Its my new "Nam-myoho-renge-kyo"



Tiny Tina. EVERYONE has seen or heard of Tiny Tina. Some strange, small version of this sideshow "freak" has been making the State Fair rounds for years. I remember paying a quarter or some shit to see her in high school. The posters promise this 2ft tall smaller than a dog woman, and you go in and there she is, not quite as small as 2ft, sitting there watching soap operas, eating Funyuns and sweating like a pig-let. Everyone just stands around and looks at her for a minute and leaves. It was fab! So like I said, some "Tina" is till touring with the fairs, maybe its her daughter or grand-daughter. Ah, who cares, enough of this.

Tina Fey. Dont ya kinda wish you were her bestie and could spend the day in bed with her watching old Three Stooges shorts and eating Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes? I swear I could watch "Baby Mama" 50 more times and STILL laugh at every joke.

Tina Yothers. C'mon she was fug personified and played second banana, even to cute little Andy. I found this pic comparing her to Ma Gorg and couldnt help myself from reposting.

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